"Daddy, look at me. Look at my eyes. Do you see my angry eyes? These are my angry eyes because you are not being nice. Be nice, Daddy, or I will not play with you."
"Lukie, leave Mommy alone. She's in a time out."
"A time out? Mommy's in a time out?" Lucas stares at me sitting on the couch quietly.
"Yes. Come outside. Mommy needs to sit in her time out."
"Mommy's in a time out? What did she do? Gracie, Mommy's in a time out!"
"Mommy, I can do that!" (said watching commercial number 814)
"I can do that, too."
"No, Gracie. That is for boys, not for girls."
"No, Lukie. Girls can play with that toy, too. Not just boys."
"Mommy, when I grow up I will be the Mommy and you can be the baby. Okay?"