"The dog was afraid of the water! The DOG was a-FRAID of the WATER! The DAAAWWWG was afraid of the WAAATER! And then he ran AWAY!"
"Lukie, no splashing Mommy. You'll get her all wet!"
"Gwacie, I can get Mommy wet. Daddy said I could."
"Twinkle, Twinkle Chicken Nugget! How I wonder how you NUGGET!"
"Mommy, I want to watch the movie with the mean lizards and the cow with the horns and the cow is dead! And the mean lizards try to eat the babies."
"Mommy, Gwacie threw water on me."
"Then don't throw water on Gracie, Lucas."
"But I have to throw water on Gracie."
"Because I have to!"
"The doggie on the bus goes round and round, round and round. The doggie on the bus goes round and round, all through the town."